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Kate McGowan.
"Sister Most Likely to be the next Bettie Page"
21. Fairleigh Dickinson. CalCo MD Native, feline enthusiast, Musical Theatre/English Lit Major.
I like gin and teen wolf and sailing.
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“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

12 hours ago with 56,899 notes

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mapsontheweb:

If the British Empire of 1921 reunited
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fuckitandmovetobritain:

Bourton On The Water, Gloucestershire, Cotswolds, England, UK

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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12 hours ago with 43,226 notes

Why do you want to be a comedian?

@Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

20 hours ago with 16,817 notes

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am (working not to be) a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

21 hours ago with 237,212 notes

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Saw this biddie this weekend, which was pretty groovy, I must say.
@wakeupfellatio

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

1 day ago with 81,111 notes